National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.]

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.

| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah

by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022

bofer

sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. They eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. Usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.

That bofer is fukcing up the living room with his stubby nails!!!!

by bob March 26, 2005

bober

someone who gives head. as in bobo.

"man she is such a good bober."

by *andi* November 16, 2003

Boiend

The act of being a hot motherfucker.

Hammond: "Yo Leroy..check out that sexy mama crossin the street"
Leroy: "Wow shes a BOIEND!"

Nancy: "Hey there McChachey"
McChachey: "Dayum girl you lookin boiend"

by Capible December 28, 2005

bierd

An alternate version of the word "beard"

Golderg: bierd or no bierd?!?

by Brian Anthony February 22, 2004

Boger

To put a bogey onto the end of ones erect penis.

Kate "What is this strange taste on your dick?"

Mark "That would be my boger".

Kate "What's a boger?"

Mark "That would be my mucous member, my phlem fallus, my snotty man snake, my sputum schlong"

Kate "wretch"

by indiana80 April 24, 2011

Bierman

(Noun) - A dick, in terms of a jerk with unnecessary and often unfair prejudices towards his/her peers; a disgruntled white man that does not have sexual intercourse due to a repulsive presence; a liar; an overly emotional person, as to display signs of bipolarity

(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself

(Noun) - "I hate my teacher. I did all the work and he failed me anyways because he felt like it. He's such a bierman."

(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."

(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"

(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"

(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."

by nobody will care anyways December 9, 2008