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Bierman

(Noun) - A dick, in terms of a jerk with unnecessary and often unfair prejudices towards his/her peers; a disgruntled white man that does not have sexual intercourse due to a repulsive presence; a liar; an overly emotional person, as to display signs of bipolarity

(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself
(Noun) - "I hate my teacher. I did all the work and he failed me anyways because he felt like it. He's such a bierman."

(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."

(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"

(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"

(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."
by nobody will care anyways December 9, 2008
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The Bierman phenomenon

The theory that the aftereffect of prolonged time spent in the presence of an associate, leads to a higher chance of developing a romantic interest in them. The affection could be mutual or one-sided.

Unsubstantiated studies show that this phenomenon also presents itself when an individual's thoughts are consistently filled with any type of reference to the opposite party.
Guy 1: Dude, I think I love this chick.
Guy 2: Could just be the Bierman phenomenon. Spend some time away from her. Think about something else. The feelings will probably go away.
by GodOfPizza October 17, 2020
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Biermann

best ever description of a drunken family member.
Extremely tipsy.
Woah, your dad is such a biermann! He really hammered down those shots!
by Unicornmagic May 15, 2010
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The Chris Berman

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."
We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011
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John Beerman

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.
by zEd-man August 4, 2008
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Rick Berman

Producer for the majority of the Star Trek shows from The Next Generation onward, assuming Gene Roddenberry's role upon Gene's death; making Star Trek live on.

He failed.
Rick Berman totally ruined Star Trek. Enterprise is an abomination to the name. Brannon Braga, please kick Berman in the nuts for me.
by LleutenantDan November 30, 2004
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Ziggy Berman

Is a character from Fear street: 1978 who is played by the actress Sadie Sink. And she's badass ;)
Omg Fear street was so good ispecially '78 because Ziggy Berman carried!
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