bofer

sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. They eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. Usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.

That bofer is fukcing up the living room with his stubby nails!!!!

by bob March 26, 2005

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

waler boler

A term in basketball used to define skill.

When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.

by seven point nine = tree April 8, 2014

Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

indictment boner

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

by Photoist February 1, 2019