boff

Short for "Boffin," meaning clever person.

What all the cool kids wish they could be.

LaShanda- Omg i was like so right he was like omg i so can't and i was like...

Whittley- Desist at once, you incompetent fool! We are now boffs, mate innit

by innit March 9, 2007

Boff

another way to reference electronic cigarette or a vape, without sounding like a nerd

“can i have go of your boff mate?”
“aye pal there ya go”

by Nobody likes monaco May 11, 2019

fobber boff

sexual intercourse exceeding average expectations; fobber referring to great or amazing (level of enjoyment), and boff referring basic sexual intercourse.

James and Sarah shared a fobber boff.

by Aaron Barber May 27, 2005

Boffin

in the deep dark depths of bourtreehill Scotland there is a place so foul and stingy that any natural wildlife has vacated the premises the river is a colour unknown to man and the acidity is higher than the Chernobyl water deposit. the flats are so manky and rotten that no one even lives in them any more the junkies now inhabit the higher levels and use it for dodgy deals and overdoses. for consumables we have the local corner shop which has a till made from cardboard we also have the boffin bar where u can get shot/chibbed for 5p be sure to head round the back of the pub for some free STIs and diseases. overall a lovely place.

where did u get chibbed ? oh boffin not suprised.

by bradley allison September 20, 2020

boff

Fuck or screw, not love just done to get off. No particular speed or place.

Jane, let's go boff.

by Roger of Moore's Law April 27, 2004

bread-boffer

A guy who fucks a loaf of bread and then fucks his girlfriend who has celiac disease. Celiac disease is an intolerance to gluten and wheat related foods that can be deadly. The term is possibly referred to in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes."

Anders bread-boffed his girlfriend but she's okay.

by Samuel Peter April 20, 2005

baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011