Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 10, 2020

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 11, 2025

Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.

Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home

by Pedro94 November 15, 2022

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019