Blakely

One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.

Blakely is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.

by Apple-Cinnamon. March 23, 2009

two puppies fighting under a blanket

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

blanket party

A violent group attack on an unpopular GI. Usually done in the middle of the night, in a barracks situation, the victim’s head and body is covered with a blanket (preventing him/her from fighting back or identifying assaillants). Occassionally these attacks are used to bring a barracks bully into line but unfortunately hundreds of attacks per year are aimed at suspected gays. This type of hazing is tolerated by noncommissioned officiers who see it as a means of "self policing" among privates and trainees.

Smith over there has been a real fuck-up and kept us from getting a pass into town last night. Let's throw him a blanket party tonight.

by Bill Peters October 6, 2006

Blake Griffin

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.

"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."

by the nator gator April 20, 2013

squirrel blanket

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017