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blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.
1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.
by goods23 August 11, 2012
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boston blackout

When you are boning a bitch and your buddy comes out of the closet and socks her in the face rendering her unconscious. You and your buddy then proceed to fuck her and take pictures to show her in the morning.
Me and Joey gave her the 'ol Boston Blackout. It was a great bonding experience ad she was out cold all night.
by kevinbutter April 23, 2008
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Rolling Blackout

Being blackout drunk, and then proceeding to take ecstacy. Side effects may include - Bisexual encounters, making an absolute fool of yourself, taking off clothes, dancing, vomiting, dehydration, orgies, smoking a lot of cigarettes, regretable decisions/hookups, etc.
Friend: Dude you were a rolling blackout last night... you made out with 2 chicks and a dude at the same time...
Me: What!?!

Friend: Ya man you took a G's up Hoe's down last night when we got to the club...don't you remember?
Me: Naw man i was blackout drunk by the time we got there.
by OnMyLevel March 28, 2011
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sober blackout

a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. Witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.

Note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout
"YES. It is called a sober blackout and I have had several of them...many of them at pub nite."
by SFSWATdfks August 20, 2012
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team blackout

when a group of heavy drinkers has one goal in mind: blackout or back out - they only wear black shirts
A: You guys go hard.
B: Team Blackout never backs out.
by jdgonzalez3 May 10, 2011
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Blackout Tourettes

The condition in which an uptight prude who was blacked out while drinking suddenly becomes the crudest person imaginable.
Drunk Prude: "I want to f*** fill in the blank right now!"

Drunk Prude's Friend to fill-in-the-blank: "Believe me, he really does not want to do that to you, he's having a case of blackout tourettes..."
by Wallace Carlos June 5, 2009
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blackout cuisine

blackened top ramen, burnt beans in a can, charcoal tater tots,house on fire(extreme conditions) basically shit youk cook in a blacked out state due to the ill effects of alcohol> usually happens when your single and dont have the means for blackout sex.
"joe likes to cook blackout cuisine. hes a douchebag!
by virginmary66 July 5, 2009
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