old bitty

Crazy or lame elderly woman who is out of touch with the world yet thinks she knows something relevant and feels compelled to share it.

You see that chic-Methuselah, TLETSBDI...D? She's a condescending old bitty.

by HB Prince October 11, 2008

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The imaginary committee you're part of when you have tiny boobs.

Lindsay: Wow, my boobs are fantastic! I'm a 32DD!
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

by RacistZebras February 7, 2009

itty bitty kitty committee

A group of small, very young kittens, often depicted in lolcats cutely performing activities generally reserved for adult humans. Alternatively spelled itteh bitteh kitteh committeh.
A feline parody of itty bitty titty committee

The itty bitty kitty committee is plotting a surprise attack on their mommy kitty in 3,2,1....

by meow2u3 May 22, 2009

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A squad only for females with itty bitty titties.

"I heard Becky is trying to join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee"

by LiterallyIronic June 8, 2017

splitty bitty bang bang

The expression of splitty bitty bang bang goes back quite a while now. It was first found when one of my close friends decided to split their ballsack by reaching over for his homework.

Mitch bends over and Vicously rips his nuts and blood starts pouring out. Splitty bitty bang bang

by Noivfvfbf January 8, 2017

Shitty bitty

When you are low on tobacco and only have little bits left in the bottom of the pouch.

I'll have to buy new tobacco soon, I'm down to the shitty bitty

by Manicapathetic March 23, 2019

fish-lipped bitty

A term popularized by the great tv show "Scrubs" describing an attractive women who is bad kisser.

"I know she's yo wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty!"

by cee dub 10 December 16, 2012