The philosophy of voluntarily acting like a bimbo or the cluster of behaviors that define intentional female idiocy.
She was blonde and gorgeous, and a card carrying Mensa, but she preferred to flaut her hopeless bimbosity to the delight of the assembled men.
by Gee Toe June 1, 2005
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A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
by Checkov- May 10, 2005
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"I can't believe she thought that my blacklight was an intricate smoking device. What a flaming bimbo of stupidity."
"The world would be a much better place if it weren't for all these flaming bimbos."
"The world would be a much better place if it weren't for all these flaming bimbos."
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Get the bimbocore mug.A often blonde dyed, stupid girl, who acts like she's five but is still 'popular'. They were more than average make up, and a heck lot of brown cream. They are often white sluts and are a bit more than average (that's one type) though some may be poor.
Fjortis (Plural, more of them) Fjortisar
In Sweden there is a sub-genre for Bimbo's, Fjortis which is almost the same, though that they do not like themselves being called bimboes. Their clothes can vary from somewhat casual-looking clothes to sporty-adidas shirts, but they really don't play any sport... They just like the clothes. In Sweden though, some of the Fjortisar are Arabs, which are a bit less and act more 'bitchy' which in itself is a subgenre from fjortisar.
Bimboes usually only hangout with eachother, and all do the same things as eachother. They usually all likes 3-4 guys and no-one else but them. And when they brake up the girls says something which is as stupid and unlogical as creationism: "I ALWAYS HATED YOU ANYWAYS, OH WAIT IM GONNA SOOO TELL YOUR SECRET NOW, ABOUT HOW YOU STILL USE DIAPERS!!". Unfortunately, this isn't true. Either way he did tell her a secret, but usually, these bitchy bimboes just make up lies. In some cases, the bimbo just changes subject to make the victim feel more unsure. So she says:
Fjortis (Plural, more of them) Fjortisar
In Sweden there is a sub-genre for Bimbo's, Fjortis which is almost the same, though that they do not like themselves being called bimboes. Their clothes can vary from somewhat casual-looking clothes to sporty-adidas shirts, but they really don't play any sport... They just like the clothes. In Sweden though, some of the Fjortisar are Arabs, which are a bit less and act more 'bitchy' which in itself is a subgenre from fjortisar.
Bimboes usually only hangout with eachother, and all do the same things as eachother. They usually all likes 3-4 guys and no-one else but them. And when they brake up the girls says something which is as stupid and unlogical as creationism: "I ALWAYS HATED YOU ANYWAYS, OH WAIT IM GONNA SOOO TELL YOUR SECRET NOW, ABOUT HOW YOU STILL USE DIAPERS!!". Unfortunately, this isn't true. Either way he did tell her a secret, but usually, these bitchy bimboes just make up lies. In some cases, the bimbo just changes subject to make the victim feel more unsure. So she says:
Bimbo: Oh and remember you are in love with Tinisa and you bought a star wars comic!!
Joe: We aren't even talking about that, we were talking about that I accidentally bumped into you. And you got pissed.
Bimbo: Don't tell me what to doeee, bitch! And you watched My litte pony I saw it!!
Joe: I am not going anywhere, it's not possible to talk to someone less than 20 IQ. -_-
Fjortis example:
Fjortis: OMG!!! THAT LOOK SO GORGEEEEEUUS ON YOU!!!
Fjortis 2: OMG BUT NOT AS NICE AS YOU I'M SO FAT AND UGLY!!!
Fjortis: NO I'M FAT AND UGLY I LOVE YOU!!!
And that keeps going on forever, when a girl says her picture on Facebook is ugly and then that's the response... lol
Joe: We aren't even talking about that, we were talking about that I accidentally bumped into you. And you got pissed.
Bimbo: Don't tell me what to doeee, bitch! And you watched My litte pony I saw it!!
Joe: I am not going anywhere, it's not possible to talk to someone less than 20 IQ. -_-
Fjortis example:
Fjortis: OMG!!! THAT LOOK SO GORGEEEEEUUS ON YOU!!!
Fjortis 2: OMG BUT NOT AS NICE AS YOU I'M SO FAT AND UGLY!!!
Fjortis: NO I'M FAT AND UGLY I LOVE YOU!!!
And that keeps going on forever, when a girl says her picture on Facebook is ugly and then that's the response... lol
by TheWordmaster October 19, 2012
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