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Laguna Beacher

Origins coming from New Albany, IN...a group of kids who try to act like the people from the show Laguna Beach but live no where near a beach. These kids may also try to create problems and so called "drama" for no reason, just so they can pretend they're on the show, or living that lifestyle.
Hey that kid's wearing Hollister and flip flops! He's a Laguna Beacher!

He put "Laguna Beach, CA" as his residence on Myspace! Laguna Beacher!
by Miles Ford November 1, 2006
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bitchead

One who constantly bitches. Also a general insult for a less than desirable individual.
#1. All I ever hear from that bitch is constant bitching, she is such a bitchead.

#2. SHUT UP, BITCHEAD!
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
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bitchelerette

Means bachelorette; single bitches who loves anything up their tight ass but strictly no marriage.
Rose: Hi, I'm Rose and I'm a lawyer.
Maggie: *giggles* Interesting. I'm Bitchelerette and I'm drinking!
by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006
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bachelor's steak

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!
by Hannah "Mixmaster" Mathew July 11, 2011
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Bitched

to have been turned into a persons bitch, for a moment or eternity.
Fork got bitched when reb rammed him with that dildo, "Fist of Death"
by Jmechy February 24, 2003
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toxic bachelor

Men who remain single past 40*.

They can be grouped in following two broad categories:

1) Those who are always looking for the next best thing, due to some underlying issue that prevents them from forming a long term relationship. OR,
2) The ones who have a Peter Pan complex and just never want to grow up.

Most of these toxic bachelors seriously consider settling down once they have a mid-life crisis and see the writing on the wall. Then they try to get married in a hurry to have kids, and to ensure their own immortality through their offspring.

*40 is a race-dependent number. Asians can be considered toxic bachelors if they remain single past 31.
by TheKeyur March 18, 2012
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Bachelor

an unmarried man; single, most of the time the ultimate player, a womans dream man.
A flirt on almost every occasion.
"He is such a bachelor look at him around all these girls"
by bootywarrior August 21, 2013
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