Meat Beater

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin

You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.

by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

woman beater

If your name is chris you might be a woman beater.

Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.

Chris Brown Woman Beater
Chris Jericho Woman Beater

by mitch morrisseau February 11, 2009

Madison Egg Beater

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.

I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!

by the squirter September 25, 2010

hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

by staciekins86 May 23, 2011

Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.

Bubba got his wife beater on.

by lilvoyce May 28, 2006

beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016