cool beanies

the retarded peoples way of sayin cool!

Me: Im goin 2 the coast
You:cool beanies
Me: OMG j/ say cool u retardo

by the one and onlay July 3, 2003

non-beanie

basically non binary person but a cute version of it

awh are you non-beanie?

by AntSoup March 3, 2021

Beanie Bum

A boy who is beyond the nexus of ''fat'' or ''obese'' and has a strange appearance mehbeh a mole or a Wanna be Justin Bieber. It's basically a fat person Insult Directed at the size of an ass.

HAY HO. -Throws stones at person- HAY LOOK EVERYBODY ITZ A BEANIE BUM!!!

by Culleim November 29, 2010

Beanie Affect

When a girl/guy wears a beanie that makes them look hot but when they take it off they look plain

Guy/Girl 1: OMG Y/N looks Sooooo hot right now
Friend: Dude since when have you liked Y/N
Guy/Girl: I don't know since Y/N looked like that

Friend: You have the beanie affect
Guy/Girl: no

Friend: yes

Guy/Girl: yes

by Donut_Girl June 20, 2015

beanie

A sock-like hat that stoners wear every fucking day.

That stoner girl wears a beanie every day and she is super cute.

by ToasterStroodles June 2, 2016

beanie

when a girl is soft, sweet, snuggly and cute like a beanie baby

"i miss snuggling with my beanie"

by beanie1976 January 21, 2009

steenie beanie

to stick your penis up another mans butthole, then you pee, while he poops.

jack: "hey i just steenie beanied him"
bob: never. ever. talk to me again you fag.
jack: "well i cant get girls anymore."
bob: ill kill you. you are homo.

by jorge brenard October 3, 2007