bash hat

Crash helmet

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike

by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021

bash dick

:- When you don't want to define a variable and you need to tell your stupid fucking shell script to chill out.

if -n ${variable:-} ; then

echo "Bash Dick"
fi

by Richard Bash June 30, 2022

BASH Al-Qaddafi

Once upon a time lived a young woman - sorry, a young girl name Bashia Al-Qaddafi. For the purposes of this discussion we will refer to her as her nickname Bash. Bash was a very interesting young girl. This woman knew the ins and outs of attention, how to seek it and when to beg for it - always. Apart from seeking the stark attention and validation from males, Bashia liked to fool around with multiple guys at once. Myself, a victim. My friend, another. Our records tarnished.

Though we pray she is able to find true love, we hope the girl from Hoxton Park doesnt get arranged to a well - unfortunate man.

Some guy: If you were to have one superpower what would it be??

Me: To be able to earn as much money as BASH Al-Qaddafi does attention.

by victimofbash March 11, 2024

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Chronic Bash Syndrome

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.

"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"

by Al Phillips January 12, 2008

bundu bash

Taking one's car, motorbike, bicycle or to walk or run off road and through bushes.

Desmond was so drunk he took his new jeep bundu bashing.

by mar10 January 21, 2009

Keg Bash

Originally created as The Summer Kegbash, Keg Bash was a series of large field parties in Middle Tennessee beginning in 2007 and ending in 2010. Kegbash was funded initially by an enourmous busch beer can collection cashed in at the height of metal prices to fund the purchase of 10 kegs, DJ, and location rental. Subsequent income was produced by a $10 entrance fee with color coded wristbands designating over and under the age of 21. In its prime, Kegbash mixed the elements of a traditional field party with bar quantity drinking and a rowdy club atmosphere to produce pure pandamonium. In addition to large quantities of kegs, mixed drinks and concoctions such as the popular do it fluid and raderade were provided in mass quantity. While Keg Bash did not have a dedicated location, it did develope a rather loyal trashy following becoming notorious for the inevitable wet t-shirt contest, keg stand competition, and ultimately intervention by local authorities. Winter Kegbash 2009 stands alone as the only Keg Bash to not end in a rampage or police intervention while holding the record for attendees with 612 people consuming 11 kegs in less than 3 hours.

While there never was a formal ending to Keg Bash, it was generally accepted that after Tommy Mcthrowdown was arrested when he bumped a police cruiser with six open kegs in his vehicle, it was better to burn out then fade away.

Are you going to Keg Bash tonight?
-Yeah, but how many kegs are gonna be there?
Fifteen of the finest Busch beer and King Kobra kegs known to man.

by Donny mallox December 14, 2010