raw dawg and bail 

This is an act of fucking a really fat girl and leaving after you nut.

steve: Yo I raw dawged that fat ass bitch, I nut within five minutes.

Al: You where that horney

Steve: Yea, raw dawg and bail

raw dawg and bail by shit stain in your back seat October 18, 2010

The Bernstein Bail 

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.

The Bernstein Bail by Bernsteinbearlove July 16, 2021

Christian Bail 

Act as if you have a reason to leave and then go.

I dont like freddie but I was stuck talking to him so I christian bailed out of there.

Christian Bail by peeche April 12, 2015

jump bail 

To default on one's bail

I thought for sure she would jump bail.

jump bail by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2010

e-bail 

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

e-bail by Erik December 16, 2003

e-bail 

To ditch a person you are talking to from your IM service. Either by:
1. Appearing Offline, blocking them and coming back online.
2. Or the less subtle route: Closing their message window, then blocking them.

This dude must have been a paedo, so I e-bailed straight-out

e-bail by Rob Yeo April 7, 2005

e-bail 

(verb)The act of ditching plans or dumping a significant other over the internet.

John-Did she cry when you dumped her?

Matt- I don't know, I e-bailed.

e-bail by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008