backdoorbandit

he usually appears in teh #bbv and wanst to make the other nerds believe that he is a girl. but all nerds do know: there are no girls on the interwebs.

"hi leute, ich backdoorbandit bin ein mädchen wollt ich ma pics sehen?" "nein,f resse du frauenfake"

by bows3r April 15, 2009

Backdoor Pirate

noun:

1. A pirate whose preferred method of pillaging is though the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical homosexual piece of pornography. However there is no evidence to suggest that there is either a movie or a magazine which has the words "Backdoor Pirate" anywhere in it.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "HAahah I bet your dad stars in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard...there's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

backdoor woman

A woman who engages in anal sex. It may refer simply to a woman who 'takes it in the ass', or it may refer to a woman who prefers it 'in the ass'. The distinction is contextual. Not to be confused with a backdoor man, who sleeps with married women.

I never have to worry about the rag with her; she's a backdoor woman.

by Der Golem January 26, 2010

Mexican backhoe

A shovel.

"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"

by Yago October 8, 2003

Backdoor Bandit

an asshole fucker

shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.

by 8===D~~(_(_) April 28, 2003

backhorn

Pronunciation: 'bak-'horn
Function: verb
Etymology: OE World of Warcraft

Slang. The act of anal sex.

I walked in on him totally backhorning my wife.

I've never had the chance to backhorn someone, but I'll try anything once.

by OE Soley December 25, 2008

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011