Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j July 27, 2007

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012

Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017