blanket fucking

Blanket fucking is were you find a hole in your blanket and stick your dick on it

Adam watched his friend blanket fucking for 2 hours.

by Micnuggets November 28, 2015

Booze blanket

When you don't need a jacket because you're drunk.

I'm so drunk I don't need your stupid jacket. I'm wearing my booze blanket.

by Foss the boss April 06, 2014

spook in a blanket

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.

John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.

by IHNS mayne December 05, 2014

security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.

Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.

by sayrxn August 20, 2018

adirondack blanket

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.

Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”

by Limekilnlake August 04, 2023

blanket ban

A ban that applies to or affects all or the majority of a given class of people or things.

Hey, did you hear about the Pakistani government blanket banning TikTok?
Nah man, that sucks.

by Jay-ree-och January 06, 2022

Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

by TylerwithanA February 21, 2021