bjorn

a can or bottled beer or keg

Hey...pour me a nice cold bjorn!
A bjorn is a single beer, but multiple beers are known as bjornyan'

by freddy February 27, 2005

Bjork List

People who contribute nothing to society other than provide us with the type of drivel that winds you up enough to want to punch them in the face upon seeing them in the street.

That useless TV presenter has filled my head with celebrity gossip for the last time and has thus made my bjork list.

by Kebabpete March 11, 2011

Dirty bjorn

The Guy that's always horny around little girls

That dirty bjorn is looking again

by HC.tim December 8, 2020

Bjork

Pixie-like rock starlet born in Iceland in 1969 or some such. Died in a car crash in 1990. All subsequent appearances, including those in concert before half the population of Iceland, have been computer-generated. IT'S TWOOO!!!

Bjork is appearing in concert tonight. Every last pixel of her. Gorgeous.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

Björgvin

Björgvin is an Icelandic name, tipically a nice looking boy, who likes himself a LOT. He loves anal sex, and seems to get excited when he sees a nigger's huge dick. Sometimes they turn on Icelandic sheeps.

Björgvin enjoys having anal sex with his oncle's sheep

by chubaca00624 November 28, 2011

bjork

Singer who strings together random sentences and sings them in an incredibly irritating high pitched fashion. She is also from Iceland.

These could be Bjork lyrics : As I climb the yellow love, no one falls through paper in lightning wolves.

by Bjork July 1, 2004

bjork

Verb: To burp, fart, piss, shit, throw up, and have a baby all at the same time.

I'm so bloated I feel like I could bjork.

by pia April 28, 2006