acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)

Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.

by calihog August 3, 2009

juicy berry

A nickname for someone who is soooooo voluptuous you can't contain yourself. Juicy for the booty and berry for the cherry.

Lena: Lib did you know John's abs are too big for his shirt? He wears XL muscle tees.

Lib: IKR! He is one juicy berry.

by hippyblunt80 December 6, 2014

Mary Berry

An old woman who enjoys cooking and may or may not be a national treasure.

Look over there its Mary Berry!

by PifftingSlayer July 4, 2018

dingle-berry

a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.

Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!

by Johnny B September 9, 2003

puke berry

(n) The foul-smelling fruit of the ginko tree, which, because it contains butyric acid, smells like rotten butter or puke.

The puke berry comes only from female ginko trees and looks like a small apricot and has a large, round pit.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

Fuck Berry

Noun <fuhk ber-ee> - A pair of black and blue berries.
Location- Naturally growing in cafeterias of schools or institutions, but usually only appears for small groups of people discussing their hate for 'lesser beings'
Adjective <fuhk ber-ee> - 1. Used to describe people that can not do anything they are told at all especially when the task is easier than any other task that could be issued in the history of the world.

2. Used to describe someone who you do not respect at all.

3. Used to describe someone that is a complete waste of life. (Completely a waste of life, not just some one that is a little silly, stupid, or disliked)
Verb <fuhk ber-ee> - To make some one's life a living hell.

If used as a noun -correctly- in a sentence it would appear as: " Look at these fuck berries, I found them in the corner of the cafeteria."
If used as a adjective correctly in a sentence it would appear as: 1. " Steve! How could you be a complete fuck berry?! I asked you to stack the trays and you could not even do that!"

2. " Remember my ex the fuck berry?"

3. " Jeff is such a fuck berry. He does nothing with his life, but sit around all day and mooch off of everyone. He hasn't even given back to the community."
If used as a verb correctly in a sentence it would appear as: " I'm going to make the guy's life a complete fuck berry."

by Archbishop Funkmaster Duggan August 20, 2013

acai berry

Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.

Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011