half-a-bee

Known to have once been a whole bee, Eric, (featured in a Monty Python sketch) is now only half of a bee. Often seen as "some freak at a menagerie", Eric ("the half-a-bee") is in fact not, merely just a "half-a-bee": A bee bisected accidentally one summer's afternoon by a one John Cleese. Who, it is known, now loves him carnally. Semi-carnally. Syril Connerly. etc.

Eric the half-a-bee has featured in a number of main-stream television programming. He not hosts his own chat-show.

by Midday Afternoon. July 9, 2003

Brumble bee

A bumble bee but Bruh

Dude watch out; there’s a Brumble Bee in the area. Bruzz Bruzz.

by The Brumble Bee April 5, 2019

Wet bee

When you're miserable and/or pissed
Also could be used as an insult

Don't be a wet bee and lighten the mood

STFU you wet bee

by An Idiot Controls this account August 12, 2017

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

Bee's Knees

A old term that means cool.

Thats the Bee's Knees

by SlangMonkey February 23, 2004

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.

"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."

by Container October 12, 2003

bee's dick

1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.

2. Drone penis

1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a bee’s dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.

2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.

by Danny K. August 3, 2007