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major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
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Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
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Clout award

An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.

They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.
"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt
by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019
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ben awad server

discord server of the youtuber ben awad. known for always being on the topic of programming, never having any arguments over programming languages and always respecting people who invest in crypto/nfts
you know react? better brag about it on ben awad server
people on ben awad server will surely buy this nft
by vaimer9 March 16, 2022
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Otis Award

Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.

Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
by cut the cards December 12, 2022
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Annual Bloxy Awards

They are yearly thing on Roblox and there are currently 7. Different Roblox YouTubers and developers get chosen to get the award winning bloxy award. Everyone gets to vote.
When is the 7th Annual Bloxy Awards coming?
The 6th Annual Bloxy Awards is the best!
by S_fty June 6, 2020
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Draw-Win Award

When your favored underdog sports team achieves a 0-0 result.

This is a play on the: "Darwin Award."

Wikipedia states: "The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions around 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions."

If further reference is required, you my friend, have just achieved your own Darwin Award...!
Scotland Football League won the Draw-Win Award against England. Yes!
by Rebdiculous June 19, 2021
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