Flammy Alert

its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox

Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!

by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.

Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski

by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022

Van Aert

Proffesional cyclist, likes to be second.

Van Aert is second in most of the races he does

by zzzkkk April 6, 2021

alert rape

Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.

Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"

by Carf8198 February 18, 2009

average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

skank alert

Something you say when you and your friends notice several skanky people approaching you.

"Uh Oh, there's those chicks that smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. Skank alert!"

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004