Autoerect

When you get an erection without knowing, noticing, or causing it yourself.

He got an autoerection when he saw Emma Watson.

by fummy7071111 April 28, 2018

Autoeroticize

1)A directive statement used in response to anyone's repugnant attitudes and behaviors which usually gets them to leave your presence while conveying how angry they've made you

2)Alternative phrasing/terminology for "fuck yourself"

Them: one day, you'll wake up and realize how little & unimportant you are without me.
Me: Autoeroticize, you entitled leech!

by Pryzmus October 14, 2019

Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

autoracer

A lover of all things Captain27 and anything zoom zoom.

autoracer's secret passion is all about the zoom zoom

by s February 26, 2005

Autorapceder

One who walks around rapping to themselves.

I saw WUT walkin down the street, rockin side to side to the beat, and i thought to myself, huh, he must be having a full conversation with himself, weirdo, but then i realized, naw he is an Autorapceder.

by OlSkewl December 14, 2008

autoreflexive

The state whereby an object, act or procedure is used, acted on or performed in such a way that the very nature of the object, act or procedure is inherently utilized.

Cosmo Kramer's (from Seinfeld) coffee table book about coffee tables is autoreflexive. The fact that Kramer's book has fold out legs and can be used as a coffee table itself is another degree of autoreflexion. Woody Allen's Hollywood Ending, a movie about the making of a movie, is also autoreflexive.

by steven kahn December 15, 2008

Autorollaphobia

Autorollaphobia is the fear that the "driver" of the vehicle of which one is a "passenger" will not slow or stop in time and crash into the vehicle(s) that have slowed or stopped in the road ahead.

1) My passanger who I beleive has "autorollaphobia" shouted "Stop!" as I slowed my car to a stop in traffic at the intersection. "Would you like to drive?" I asked?

2) My autorollaphobic passanger shouted "Back off" as the freeeway traffic and my car slowed to view the roll-over accident near our exit. I said to her "Maybe you should drive from now on!"

by Ace LeRoy January 12, 2010