Dirty Astro

When you get in =to 3 sets of a threesome. So like... a ninesome.

Person #1: Hey, are you alright? You look tired
Person #2: Yeah, me and my mates did a Dirty Astro last night. So many things inserted into one hole, ya know?
Person# 1: Why are we friends.

by idontkincartman January 16, 2022

Astro-Ducky

A grouping duo lil mama jamma between to epic friends. Epicack. Epicok. Episode. and more. Come see us when we play in Utica. Just search yourself. feel whats in there, and out there. It's infinite. The duck prevails. Come see thrills, chills, spills, screams, criez, laughs, historical fiction, historical truthies. Aliens. All of these things

From Crusha with love,
Burtus and Wadley

Dude Elon Rusk wishes he could have this bone proof 100 proof bone. Thats beef.

No, thats Astro-Ducky.

by Blart White mall bop January 22, 2022

Astro alerts

Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.

Astro alerts has the most gay members

by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 27, 2022

Astro

They are so pretty and kind they are the best! ❤️

?: Hey yk Astro
Mint : Yea shes the best!

by Minty.com March 23, 2022

Astro

a pussy.

Example #1
Astro: Hey dude!
You: You're a pussy

Example #2
Person 1: No I'm too scared!
Person 2: Omg, you're such and Astro

by w0rdz4r3c0 January 25, 2022

Astro

This is the name of a man who is gay, gay for fictional characters, and even has a crush on their best friend. And covers it up with jokingly flirting with them, and occasionally calls them hot, sexy, etc..

“Astro is crushing on somebody oo!!”

by Sexy emo October 7, 2021

Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.

The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021