Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.

Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

Assback

To be used in response when someone has been an ass toward you, causing you to be an assback.

He was so rude! I normally would have ignored him but he brought out the assback in me!

by AbandMad February 6, 2026

Asswack

Someone who you despise most, you just wanna... kill. They are basically a bozo but 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x worse.

Fuck off you stupid Asswack

by H4Z3L34442 June 20, 2025

Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011

Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.

Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.

by DatBass2 October 5, 2020

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.

“DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”

by Jalsqually March 4, 2026