asschip

1: When one's turd is squeezed out to the point it would resemble a thin piece of wood-bark

the word's primary purpose is used to insult.

Pass the grass, asschip!!

by nurvus May 7, 2005

asschest

when a woman gets breast implants that are the size of an average human ass. They are so ridiculously large that one can not help but yell or make references to them as the person is walking by. Stand-up comedian Aisha Tyler used asschect in her act while referring to a woman she saw in Las Vegas.

Hey John did you see Susie's asschest, I mean they're just so big!

by Average Nice Guy August 11, 2008

Asschime

One that has literally gone off the handle and has not come to reality yet will intrude on any valued righteous individual with sputters and spurs. Meaningless empty words of instances beyond an existing aspect of what is being put upfront. The sound of one outshitting themself with every aspect that is handled improperly; notions being disperted out of the head straight to the ass instead.

We only hear the asschime and just dont see, all the while they tilt the face and look deranged. They are unable to conciously make an effort to live freely as they try to make with a wary sitaution with complete lack of devotions, pride or interest.

by europopian April 22, 2009

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola November 3, 2008

asschime

non stop shit talk out of mouth, or ass..

She had some asschime as I see swearing about that mans filthy jacket.

by europopian July 30, 2009

asschasm

Another word for Anus.

I dont like it when she touches my asschasm.

by rev7 January 23, 2010

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011