<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Borthering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I mean, you are fucking getting one until I get the money and the credit. You aren't doing this to the bitch who said kill all men. You aren't stealing all of her shit. She won't ever even have anything of significance to steal.
Hym "No, hey, this is a pathetic attempt at using soft power and theft to meet out extrajudicial punishment that includes manufacturing a mental illness to control my life and behavior. To keep me impoverished so that SOMEONE has authority over me at all times and IF I DON'T... Then it's out on the streets! WHICH IS A THING THAT LIBERALS DON'T THINK SHOULD BE ALLOWED AN IS! Where will the liberal BE!? While I'm on the street? TALKING about how 'Homeless people should have homes' and DOING nothing. Actively participating in the ACT that is intended EXPLICITLY to KEEP ME TRAPPED IN THE WORKFORCE. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ARE YOUR KIDS TO DEATH! You don't have a right to teach me a lesson. You don't have a right to an apology. But I DO have a right to be compensated for my property. You ACKNOWLEDGE MY RIGHTS. The ones I CURRENTLY HAVE... And NOT the one that you theoretically think people SHOULD have. Because you're not going to be there when I don't get the healthcare you think everyone have a right to have for free. You are doing to be there when I'm getting strangled to death on a train for shouting about how bereft I am. So FUCK YOU... You PIECE OF SHIT. Whatever lesson you are trying to teach dissolves into nothingness the second steel hits meat. You're done. I did it. It's over. I'm out. And IF I'M NOT OUT then I'm trapped in here with you kids."
by Hym Iam January 3, 2025
Get the Apologymug. -you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
Get the Apology Picnicmug. by swardyward November 6, 2011
Get the Apologivemug. Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Get the Apologymug. When someone "apologizes" by saying something along the lines of "I don't remember doing this/it happening like that, but if I did do that I'm sorry."
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.
"Did you confront Amy about what she said about you?"
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."
by maraspopheacj July 28, 2018
Get the rapist's apologymug. To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
Get the Hancock apologymug.