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michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
by LightningandIce January 18, 2008
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anglosphere

Those English-speaking nations and communities that have historically and in general based their political institutions on representative constitutional government and the rule of law, their legal institutions on common law, their economic insitutions primarily on free enterprise and voluntary exchange, all founded on a strong civil society composed of freely associating individual and groups forming a network of networks.
The pathbreaker civilization for modernity has been the Anglosphere in the political, legal and economic fields.
by Lexington Green May 13, 2005
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Angelo

He has a big dick
Damn did you see that guy? I bet he is an Angelo.
by Definitely not Angelo April 26, 2020
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angle side side

a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.
student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.
by hudo January 20, 2010
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Facebook Angle

The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.
Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.

Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.
by The Secks July 31, 2010
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Analog Horror

It is a subgenre of psychological horror in which the use of analog equipment/technology is very present. It is usually located on youtube, and it's time period is usually in between 1960-1990, however some have used the early 2000s style
Man.1: Dude, have you seen The Walten Files?
Man.2: Of course! I'm watching every Analog Horror series
by Alternatesexual February 1, 2022
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Anglogasm

1. when something british gives you immense pleasure, it can be a british lad or british entertainment
2. things anglophiles have on a daily basis
3. when american people watch too many british things and cream themselves from immense joy
1."Slept with a nice English boy last night"

"Oh really? Anglogasm?"

"Is it possible to not have one?"

2.*finishes watching any alan rickman film*

"That's like my third anglogasm today"

3. "I watched Doctor Who, Love Actually, and listened to the Arctic Monkeys all day yesterday, best anglogasm of my life"

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by Anglophilesoftheworldunite November 27, 2011
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