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Gamer Anger

Hostility that comes from playing a video game too long.
Guy: FUCK! I CANT FUCKING KILL THIS BOSS!!!
Other Guy: Turn it off man. You have Gamer Anger.
Guy: FUCK YOU! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!

Canadian Anger Bang 

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open
Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

Performative Anger 

Speaking with an angry tone or raised voice but with no genuine feeling of anger behind it, usually for drawing attention or comedic effect.
"Why is Joe so angry?"
"He's not actually angry, that's performative anger."
Performative Anger by S0up_YT October 18, 2022

Mom's anger 

Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!
Kendall: Hey, did you see Emma's mom?
Lilly: Oh yeah, she had mom's anger for sure!
Mom's anger by Squidney8u November 12, 2021

online play anger 

its when you are super ultra mother-fucking pissed off at an online game. like call of duty or halo. like when there's nubetubers and ultra omega campers.
me - What the fucking shit fucking fuckitty fuck fuck STOP NUBETUBING U MOTHER FUCKER

Dog - *stares*...(online play anger)

me - FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
online play anger by moshi1010 April 6, 2010

St. Anger 

St.Anger is St.Anger
St. Anger by 34343 October 10, 2003