assbake

someone who farts and stinks up the room as if they had just baked a cake, of stink.

Sometimes Pete can be a real assbake, I mean holy fuck!SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW!!!!!

by Mai-Ling Melsinate November 24, 2006

assbag

someone who acts like a bag full of ass

"Ya know that guy Johnny, well he's a real assbag"

by hewchardon May 22, 2003

Assaf Dekel

An example for the ideal male species.
A super intelligent human being which is often a symbol and idol for the human race.

Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
or
WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!!
or
WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!

by Elohim March 27, 2005

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

assbench

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

assbaron

Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.

Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.

Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.

by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009

assbalaclava

Someone whose head is so far up their ass that they fail to qualify as an asshat anymore. These people don't have their asses on their heads, they have their heads in their asses down to the clavicle.

You're an assbalaclava.

by qaz1024 October 8, 2011