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italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out
I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door
by teddy lynne November 5, 2011
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Haram Alarm

Haram Alarm is a meme where if someone commits a sin, or anything at all really, someone says "What's that sound? It must be a Haram Alarm." Many other phrases can be used but this is the main one.
Guy 1: "I love bacon." Guy 2 : "Do you hear that sound?" Guy 1 "What sound?" Guy 2 *turns head 90 degrees* "It must be a ... Haram Alarm"
by Anirudh Joshi May 15, 2016
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Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.
" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock
by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017
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fire alarm

A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.
There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.
by David March 6, 2004
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Strawberry Alarm Clock

One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)
guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?

guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...

guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints

guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.
by SweetBrownMushroom January 30, 2010
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snus alarm

When the minty flavor of snus tobacco wears out, and you know if you keep it in your mouth any longer, you will be left with nausea and a bad taste.
Guy 1: Why'd you spit that out?

Guy 2: My snus alarm was goin off.
by bigtuna47 May 19, 2009
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false alarm

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.
false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted
by souleater666666 August 28, 2010
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