Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016

Find a new slant

1. Find a new way to make fun of me
2. Stop being a lil beeeeetch
3. Jealousy

“She got kicked out of the concert Katie, we just wanted to go home and have a girls night.”
Go find a new slant and get your own ride home.

by Isabellabadbitch October 22, 2018

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.

A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player

by Alexandra Thomas November 4, 2015

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017