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Cradle Catholic

A Catholic/Christian metal band that combines traditional latin prayer with heavy metal instrumentation.
I was born into a catholic family so I am a cradle Catholic, but I listen to the band Cradle Catholic.
by z00ts00t March 1, 2011
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Is the pope catholic?

(variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)
Manny: Do you still have a cold?

Mindy: Is the pope catholic?
by Light Joker May 31, 2006
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Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020
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Bethlehem Catholic

Let’s start as every boring beca slideshow does with the key terms: Fat Amy, Bald Shithead (s), Smoking, Unqualified Teachers, Bi (sexual or polar) people.

Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
Hey, I might go to Bethlehem Catholic.

No. Don’t.
by DababyImpostorAmangUs May 16, 2021
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Designated Catholic

The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.
Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.

Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?

Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!

Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
by suziewar September 22, 2011
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Providence Catholic

Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.
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Catholic Cleanup

After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)
Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!
by Badboy4lyf November 30, 2022
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