A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
by IronMikey April 12, 2023
by DD_1234 July 26, 2015
Anus, or Sphincter. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
by Mary Allison February 23, 2008
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."
"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."
"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"
"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."
"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"
"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
by Circus Freak January 10, 2010
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by Mike St. Louis February 15, 2008