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Tosser

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.
"I hate el tossing turtle." or "I hate tossers"
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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Tosser

Emily was a tosser
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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
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Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.
"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
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passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.
That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!
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Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.
Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.
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