2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

April 2nd

April 2nd is International Remy hate Day to show mfs who is the nastiest rat around. It's a day to Hate on that stupid rat and be glad that he's dead

A: yo, you know what day it is?
B: April 2nd, it's international remy hate day
A: really? Glad that mfer Stuart ran that bastard down

by Decrazy1 April 6, 2020

September 2nd

September 2nd is national shut up francis day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named francis tells said person to shut up.

"Hey shut up francis!"
"What the fuck man?"
"No hate it's just national shut up francis day. Because it's September 2nd"
"Oh"

by Uegshsgsisvsig12e August 20, 2020

December 2nd

Your milk is spoiled no matter what so pour it down the drain. Let's see who gets in trouble🤣

December 2nd:

*pours milk down drain

Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass

by BabygirlNiara November 12, 2019

september 2nd

the purest soul was born on this day. the most real, beautiful, witty, stylish and loving person i've ever known. i love them, and i wish they knew.

bestie: he was born on September 2nd.
me: i know, he might actually be my soulmate

by stuntgril May 4, 2022

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

March 2nd

2nd March is the day you have to give someone head.

Yo today is March 2nd, isn't it head day?

by devil_officiall144 March 2, 2022