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elthorne park high school

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird
boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak
by moonlessmaddy October 23, 2024
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kirn middle school

a shithole school in council bluffs that's filled with retarded students and teachers that don't even know how to do their jobs
person 1: don't you go to kirn middle school or something?
person 2: that shithole? hell no!
by maybejude October 24, 2024
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Safety School

A college you apply to when you need an easy acceptance to fall back on, because let's face it - someone has to go there.
"Yo, did Wisconsin finally recognize your genius?"
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."
by BrentMad🌊🌊🌊🌊 October 26, 2024
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Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
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Whickham School

Also known as the comp this school is the land of rolled skirts and pieces of shit

Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest

The population is made up of oranges and chaves

you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not

NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die

When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast

The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed

There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away

And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.

Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
by GORDIEBEANS November 19, 2024
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Haydon School

Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.
Haydon School is gruesome, revolting, sickening and loathsome.
by fastestwankerintheuniverse November 19, 2024
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Johnstown High School

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.

Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
"Why don't you read?"
"I can't read, I went to Johnstown High School."
by BobtheBobbleBobber November 21, 2024
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