Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.
If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".
by You rReal Name July 02, 2020
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pain shit

when your rectum turns red like a red stone torch from minecraft and the poop dispenser releases your brown log with some blood or your ass hole feels like hooks law
guy: my rectum is red like a red stone torch

guy2: is your poop dispenser releasing brown logs

guy: yeah nigga and it has some blood

guy2: i had pain shit but it was like hooks law
by i❤️gayshit May 18, 2022
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this shit is lit

When something is really funny and/or good
*enters good ass party*

person : boii, this shit is lit.
by Adr0n February 17, 2017
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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
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Polished shit

Wealthy or rich snobs who are otherwise unattractive, dirty, whorse-man whores, doesn't shower, bitches-dicks, think they are so much better but in all reality wouldn't last a day in the real world bc they are stuck up bitchs whom live off of their families wealth but no one actually likes them but acts like they do because well they are rich but very ugly and dirty and well nasty
Katelyn weigen and all of her friends and associates are a bunch of polished shit!
by Apparent "dirtball"-_- March 13, 2016
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Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic
Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground
by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023
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