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bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.
by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018
mugGet the bandit shitmug.

Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing
"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"
by Conkyboii May 24, 2018
mugGet the Bite Shitmug.

shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
mugGet the shit the bed eileenmug.

shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023
mugGet the shit turdmug.

Epstein Shit

Epstein shit is when you unapologetically use people as assets, are on your sigma grindset, and are really touching paper. Similar to “bag chasing” but on a more elite (((connected))) level. The phrase was coined by @leadingains on X
by anonymous March 18, 2025
mugGet the Epstein Shitmug.

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult
you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party
by oakley fatts January 30, 2021
mugGet the shit headed butt facemug.

Shit

A word used as a preference rather than fuck. Also used as another word for poop/fertilizer.
mugGet the Shitmug.

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