black dick friday

The only day of the week, (Friday), when you get to see your black lover and get some dick because you're the side piece.

"Girl, thank goodness it's Black dick Friday. I've been waiting all week to get some of that dick"

by Sn○W☆BuNN¥ October 28, 2022

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

minty dick

When you are sucking a dick and smoking a menthol cigarette at the same time.

I know that he has a minty dick.

by Sligoslut October 4, 2017

Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan

(Name) has a orphan dick.

by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023

Dick Cheney

The "Dick Cheney" can happen during a threesome involving two males and one female. During intercourse if you or your other fellow male ejaculates and you or other male are hit by said ejaculate congratulations you have been been Dick Cheneyied

The threesome was going great with my bud till i Dick Cheneyied him mid-way through

by rebornNARWHAL January 15, 2019

Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022