Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on the toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit so bad!”

Woman: “Can we do the shit-n-spin while you’re in there?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Good shit

A guy, usually between the ages of 21-30. Always a conservative. A "good shit" is jacked, has tats and possibly smokes. He looks like a jackass but is actually a really nice, mature & responsible young man who was raised right. Good shits don't come along very often, but when they do they're sure as hell keepers.

"Eww. That badass jacked guy in the corner looks like a jackass."

"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."

by Anamericanbadass69 July 4, 2022

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

No shit Sherlock

what people say to each other when someone states something very obvious, sherlock referencing the fictious detective Sherlock Holmes.

1: Jelly-fish live in the ocean.
2: Bruh. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
1: Thank you, Watson!

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

open that shit up

Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.

Rapper says to his crowd, “We bout to get lit. Open that shit up!”

by Albertito200 February 18, 2025