You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

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Have you got another song?

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!

The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?

by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025

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You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

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