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Cool and Shit

Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".
Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit

Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.

Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
by Mayor Lender December 14, 2013
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Daka Shits

After eating the food at Fitchburg State University and your stuck on the toilet right after and get stuck there longer than you want to be.
The worst feeling after eating at FSU is the Daka Shits
by anonymous September 24, 2022
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Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 8, 2018
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!
Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!
by Miss Green May 9, 2016
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Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
by Z28boi May 30, 2018
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