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Post Her Up

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.
Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?
by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010
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Post-emo remorse

The feeling one gets when, once fully over the emo/scene kid phase, hhe or she realizes they have nothing in their wardrobe but fucking skinny jeans; no jackets that aren't red, black, or The Devil Wears Prada; no CDs that aren't Alesana, Silverstein, and Bring Me the Horizon.

Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Stop bringing that damn photo up. I've already got post-emo remorse, can we leave the past in the past?
by PseudoNaomi November 2, 2010
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Post-Rap

A sub-genre of music stemming from rap music. What defines this genre is the lyrics. Rap was all about struggling in the ghetto and slums and being oppressed by the man and being an "MC", being able to spit a rap at anytime, things like that. Post-Rap is what we hear today (2011), its lyrics are about pussy, and money and sex, things of that nature, and no one is an MC in Post-Rap.
Rap (80s-90s): Tapac, The Notorious B.I.G., MC Shan, Ice Cube, Eminem, Jay-Z

Post-Rap (00s - present): Lil` Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Wiz Khalifa, Kanye West
by huntrguy102 November 30, 2011
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Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
by B Ronson July 27, 2008
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Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.
I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.
by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022
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Post Coital Spam

Enjoying a delicious Spam and chili sauce sandwich post coitus.
Stu enjoyed some post coital spam last night.
by McSassy December 31, 2009
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post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.
"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.
by ilikecatsalotyeah November 28, 2011
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