the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.

Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.

by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011

Rule 34

It's a website where you watch image porn.

Alex: hey joe is there bob ross porn
bob: search it at rule 34
alex: OH MAH GOD!!!

by yeah j April 2, 2020

Rule #33

,,Accept what you can't change,
Change what you can't accept"

-Man just accept that...
-Bro Rule #33

by AKayser February 26, 2023

0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule

by Schlongdong123 September 4, 2020

Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

by Comic shane July 27, 2019

The Platinum Rule

Victimize people with your own pathology. It's intended to be used selectively. How do I know? I wrote the damn thing.

Hym "Yeah, but see, now you're not doing YOUR thing. You're the thing I ascribe to all of you. The Platinum Rule. And you're using it as intended. That's called 'Me being correct.' Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2022

Rule 51

Rule 51 states that there will always be even more screwed-up things on the internet than anything that you had just seen.

Rule 51 basically means there will always be something worse than what you just saw, no matter what it is, there will always be more.

by BURZELTH January 19, 2020