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me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!
by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020
mugGet the phonemug.

Russian Phone booth

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
mugGet the Russian Phone boothmug.

Phone is in the fridge

When you’re friend is MIA and won’t text the group back.
Friend 1: hey has Brett texted you back lately?
Friend 2: no, I think his phone is in the fridge
by Fuhfuh June 29, 2018
mugGet the Phone is in the fridgemug.

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
mugGet the android phonemug.

Phone tuff

Someone who sits in the living room threatening people.
You know what you are mate your phone tuff, weak and gay at the same time.
by Dave steenson September 10, 2019
mugGet the Phone tuffmug.

droid phone

An evolution from a phone or iPhone
My phone evolved into a droid phone!
Evolved into a Note 5 from an iPhone 5s!
by LemurLover6 August 17, 2016
mugGet the droid phonemug.

Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.
We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.
by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017
mugGet the Drain the phonemug.

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