Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Mason

My brother

Oh great... masons here (sarcasm)

by Bigladleon July 23, 2021

Mason

Mason is a bitch and overweight lmfao. He tries to copy this one dude named jariel and he acts like hes tom toretto when really hes just danny devito. Honestly, this isnt really other masons but the mason i know is a whore lmfao. If he were to dress up as shrek he wouldnt even need a costume LOL.

Wow mason is so big af.
Woahh I wish i could beat mason's ass bro

by budassy girl October 27, 2021

Mason Tierney

Someone with massive muscles, and a giant shlong

Wow your looking like a real mason Tierney today

by Glen Mahon October 28, 2021

mason Stover

A man who has an exceptionally large penis and get every women he wants

Bro mason Stover is so hot

by Big cock 5 October 29, 2021

Mason Bainbridge

The Guy you should go hang out with right now. If you don't then you are a crazy person.

Mason Bainbridge is Better than Mason Tortora

by Truley The Best November 3, 2021

Masoning

‘Past tense: Masoned’

To keep a person in a conversation which they want to end.

This can be done by continuing to talk, not allowing the person time to end the conversation; or, engaging a person to stay in the conversation by asking closed questions, and then continuing to talk.

“I knew they wanted to get me off the phone so I started masoning them.”

by anonymous November 10, 2021