cross jockey

n. A highly religious catholic

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."

by LostPenguin June 13, 2005

fire jocks

Fire Jocks refers to a true ginger minge, red on top and bottom!!

" Hey old mate, that chick would have fire jocks for shaw"

by Adso February 10, 2007

nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.

In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.

by halolord64513 April 29, 2008

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob

mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!

by blacklover19 November 2, 2008

Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!

by Fordgazm September 10, 2009

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

soc jocks

a group of soccer players who play on the same team and and always hang around each other. similar to the soccer cult, but these people are view as popular and friendly, can either be a group of boys and girls

non soccer friend: hey mia, wanna hang out
mia: can't, im hanging with tessa and lori.
non soccer friend: oh, you mean the soc jocks

by SiennaChace August 15, 2010