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fruitwaffle 

Someone who rides a fixed gear bike. Said person looks pseudo hipster/metro sexual, wears capri pants and looks absolutely ridiculous ..
Hey, look at that fruitwaffle riding his fixie! He looks so flametarded.
fruitwaffle by z0mglolol September 3, 2009

Fruitbat 

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.
You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”
Fruitbat by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020

Fruity Pebbles hands 

In relation to paper hands and the stock market:

When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”

Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”

Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”

fruityryugu 

“That cosplayer looks like fruityryugu!”
fruityryugu by eddiehopoffmyd March 31, 2022

Run by fruiting 

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit
Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!
Run by fruiting by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014

Fritalia 

A Friday night at a local establishment that bestows extremely cheap drinks on its local patrons which while unpredictable, always results in a dreamlike experience.
Dude I got so Fritalia’d last night I woke up at a loading dock of a greenhouse with one sandal.

Apparently I did too many jagerbombs on Fritalia I couldn’t stop shaking for two days.. I felt like Michael J Fox

Man, who’s idea was it to power hour at the bar on Fritalia.. I got kicked out before 11

Where did all my money go last night?..... Fritalia
Fritalia by Buttmucker September 16, 2011