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Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

flametard 

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.
flametard by Jonballz February 8, 2004

flametard 

a new alternative scene... set out to destroy all that emo bullshit... go's to raves involving flamethrowers of many amazing and hypnotic colours.
Neil and Kat am teh flametards
flametard by Neil Sheldon January 24, 2006

lametarded 

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.
Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.
lametarded by bahrfight November 5, 2010

flametardo 

A flametardo is a double slander of someone who acts both 'Gay' (not in the sexual sense, but more like calling someone a Gaylord'" and Retard as the same time.
John Doe swears that 'The Holiday' is a great movie (He's begin 'Gay' or a 'Flamer') and that Jennifer Aniston is in the movie (He's retarded, because she's not). Therefore John is officially a Flametardo.
flametardo by Duke of Kent July 6, 2009

FlameTard 

"a sock-hop beneath my bed" ?? What kinda FlameTard wrote THOSE lyrics!!??
FlameTard by Carolina Boy February 4, 2010